Ahh stupid male enhancement?

I just took some of those pills to get bigger in the pants... My side-effects: Bloodshot eyes, stuffy nose, uncontrollable s like I was 12 again, insomnia, paranoia (It feels like the boogie-man is gonna come out of my closet, im serious), and what seems like ADD, I cant focus on anything particular for more than a minute. Thats prolly why i cant sleep. Having the theme song to America's Next Top Model stuck in your head (Na na na na-nee over and over again...) followed by "Toxic" by Britney spears and then the hamster dance i actually am hearing but its not there... Any reason why such severe side effects would occur?